12 Celebrities Whose Facial Hair Is Worse Than Yours

February 9, 2017  

1. Keanu Reeves

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This looks like he got his hair trimmed, glued the trimmings to his face, and now the glue is melting.

2. James Franco

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I think his facial hair is some sort of performance art that none of us get.

3. Justin Timberlake

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That beard is bringing unsexy back.

4. Brad Pitt

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The obvious comment is that his beard is the “Pitts,” but here are a few other options:
World War buZz Your Face
Killing Them Softly With This Beard
12 Years to Shave
Razor Burn After Shaving

5. Shia LaBeouf

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I think what is worse than the beard is that shirt and tie combo.

6. Adam Brody

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I guess “O.C.” stands for “Oh, you want me to shave? Can’t.”

7. Spencer Pratt

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He needs to disappear in general, but let’s start with that beard, shall we?

8. Michael Cera

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9. Daniel Craig

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I’m sorry, but I was looking for badass Daniel Craig, not a bank manager from Manchester.

10. Emile Hirsch

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Dude, you’re not filming Into the Wild anymore. Time to step Into the Shower and shave.

11. Daniel Radcliffe

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Can you use the Avada Kedavra curse on a beard?

12. Justin Bieber

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Is that even a mustache? Or was he drinking a root beer float?

Look, guys, I get it. I hate shaving, too. But facts are facts and most of us will never have a beard as handsome as this…

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… Or a mustache as full and fitting as this.

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Isn’t that right, Johnny Depp?

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Ahh, screw it. Patchy hair 4EVA!

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