The 28 Most Portland Things That Have Ever Happened

March 17, 2017  

Keep Portland weird. Okay, slow down. Not that weird.

1. Celebrating Portlandia.

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2. Hating Portlandia.

Hating Portlandia .

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3. The great shedding of the flyers after a big rain storm:

The great shedding of the flyers after a big rain storm:

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4. The pro-passive-aggressiveness bumper sticker that both is and isn’t passive-aggressive:

The pro-passive-aggressiveness bumper sticker that both is and isn't passive-aggressive:

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5. That time a bunch of dogs signed up for gym memberships in January and then never showed up:

That time a bunch of dogs signed up for gym memberships in January and then never showed up:

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6. Lines outside Voodoo Doughnut:

Lines outside Voodoo Doughnut:

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7. Complaining about lines outside Voodoo Doughnut:

Complaining about lines outside Voodoo Doughnut:

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8. The budding author that is just happy someone showed some interest in his first draft:

The budding author that is just happy someone showed some interest in his first draft:

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9. Some of the very finest trash talking in professional basketball:

Some of the very finest trash talking in professional basketball:

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10. Leprechauns holding high-level meetings at the only reasonable place to hold high-level meetings in Portland:

Leprechauns holding high-level meetings at the only reasonable place to hold high-level meetings in Portland:

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11. Inflatable mascots who are really excited about piercings despite the inherent irony of the situation:

Inflatable mascots who are really excited about piercings despite the inherent irony of the situation:

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12. Whatever is happening in this sequence of photos:

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13. Christmas trees that subscribe to the same lifestyle as you:

Christmas trees that subscribe to the same lifestyle as you:

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14. The opossum who took a quick trip to Home Depot to buy some succulents:

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15. That time a Portland mom finally had her worst fears realized:

That time a Portland mom finally had her worst fears realized:

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16. Protesters who are broccoli, but also want you to eat more broccoli?

Protesters who are broccoli, but also want you to eat more broccoli?

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17. Conscientious police officers:

Conscientious police officers:

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18. Hula hoop commuters:

Hula hoop commuters:

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19. Shoppers keeping the spirit of the Oregon Trail alive:

Shoppers keeping the spirit of the Oregon Trail alive:

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20. People who take the “serve” part of “protect and serve” a little too far:

People who take the "serve" part of "protect and serve" a little too far:

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21. Artisan butchers running amok:

Artisan butchers running amok:

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22. Cats who are really enthusiastic about their tall bikes and will spend like 20 minutes at the bar telling you about the advantages of going “double-frame”:

Cats who are really enthusiastic about their tall bikes and will spend like 20 minutes at the bar telling you about the advantages of going "double-frame":

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23. Thrilling breaking news stories like this pulse-pounder:

Thrilling breaking news stories like this pulse-pounder:

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24. One very confused guy with a full voicemail inbox:

One very confused guy with a full voicemail inbox:

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25. That one woman who can’t go anywhere without her spinning wheel cause she’s THIS close to finishing the sweater she’s knitting for her cat:

That one woman who can't go anywhere without her spinning wheel cause she's THIS close to finishing the sweater she's knitting for her cat:

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26. Buddhists who insist on renaming their streets without getting approval from the city first:

Buddhists who insist on renaming their streets without getting approval from the city first:

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27. The guy who is single-handedly keeping the bumper sticker industry alive:

The guy who is single-handedly keeping the bumper sticker industry alive:

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28. An entire population that sort of just needs to get over themselves already:

An entire population that sort of just needs to get over themselves already:

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